1. "So the other day he made me buy the green grapes and the red grapes at the market. And then we just mixed them together in a bowl and we just ate them. It was madness. Sheer madness." (Emma to Will about her boyfriend, Carl)
2. "Hey dwarf, anyone ever tell you that you dress like one of the bait girls on 'To Catch a Predator'?" (Santana to Rachel)
3. "I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr Pepper was a dentist." (Brittany, who we learned had 68 cavities)
4. "How can you get caught between the moon and New York City. They're like a hundred miles apart." (Finn)
5. "I'm actually kind of happy about it. Then I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you were in a coma." (Rachel to Finn, after he asks her how she feels about him not being on the football)
6. "Now I'm secretly hoping it's a midlife crisis, which means you're halfway to an early death, affording me a blissful, demented convalescence spent peeing on your grave." (Sue to Will)
7. Brittany: I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am
8. Brittany: Next week, I'm gonna be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.
Also next weeks preview looked amazing! I can't wait to see what has happened to Burt.
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