- Becky: Give me some chocolate or I will cut you
- Brittany: I'm looking forward to seeing Sam in his gold bikini.
- Sam: It's gonna be ab-ulous.
- Brittany: I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.
- Sam [on Kurt]: He emailed me like 60 MP3s of seeing and I thought he was Faith Hill.
- Sam: I'm Sam. Sam I am. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.
- Santana: He has no game.
- Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.
Those are a few memorable quotes from season 2 of Glee!

